Oh Lordi

, posted: 22-May-2006 11:44

Apropos that Eurovision moment of utter embarrassment...

This is as warm as it gets in Finland, so we'll start here.
People in Spain wears winter-coats and gloves. 
Finns are out in the sun, getting a tan.

The French are trying in vain to start their central heating. 
Finns plant flowers in their gardens.

Italian cars won't start. 
Finns cruise around in cabriolets.

Distilled water freezes.
The water in the Vanda river in Finland gets a little thicker.

People in California almost freeze to death. 
Finns have their final barbecue before winter.

Britons get the central heating going.
Finns start using long sleeves.

Aussies die in droves.
Finns end their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here.

People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth. 
Finns start drying their laundry indoors.

Paris start cracking in the cold. 
Finns stand in line at the "grilli-kioski".

Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole.
The Finnish army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.

Korvatunturi (the home for Santa Claus) freezes. 
Finns rent a movie and stay indoors.

The false Santa moves south. 
Finns get frustrated since they can't store their Kossu (Koskenkorva vodka) outdoors.
The Finnish army goes out on winter survival training.

Microbes in food don't survive. 
Finnish cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold.

All atomic movement halts. 
Finns start saying "Perkele, it's cold outside today."

Hell freezes over.
Finland wins the Eurovision Song Contest.

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